CIS
SURPLUS
Crumby Island Surplus
Merch, civic leftovers, and evidence-adjacent goods
Counter Notice
All goods subject to dock weather, printer toner, and unexplained municipal delay. FryCoin is not legal tender. Cash, card, and direct messages may be considered. ChairGate items are commemorative and do not imply seating rights. All goods subject to dock weather, printer toner, and unexplained municipal delay. FryCoin is not legal tender. Cash, card, and direct messages may be considered. ChairGate items are commemorative and do not imply seating rights.
Public Counter / Merch Desk

Crumby
Island
Surplus

The official unofficial Knight Music X merch desk for civic leftovers, coastal public-access artifacts, island apparel, stickers, posters, and goods that may have fallen off a ferry inventory sheet.

Browse Goods Claim by Email Open Civic Portal
Crumby Island Surplus public access merch artwork
Desk StatusPartially Open
FulfillmentBy Request
CurrencyNo FryCoin
Canonical Domainknightmusicx.com
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Surplus Goods

These are catalogue-ready merch concepts for the Crumby Island world. The page is set up for email claims now; each card can later point to a checkout product.

ChairGate
Compliance
Tee
SKU CIS-CH-001

ChairGate Compliance Tee

Soft black shirt for citizens who have surrendered zero chairs and intend to keep it that way.

ApparelBlackLimited
$32Claim item
Crumby Island sticker pack artwork
SKU CIS-ST-004

FryCoin Is Not Legal Tender Sticker Pack

A weatherproof warning set for laptops, bait buckets, municipal clipboards, and suspicious fry ledgers.

StickersPack of 5Weatherproof
$9Claim item
Dock 4
Recovery
Hoodie
SKU CIS-HD-002

Dock 4 Recovery Hoodie

Heavy hoodie for fog, ferry lines, missing fryer searches, and pretending the town meeting went fine.

ApparelWashed greyPreorder
$58Claim item
Coastal Static public access poster artwork
SKU CIS-PT-006

Coastal Static Broadcast Poster

A public-access wall print for rooms with one lamp, too many cables, and an incoming signal.

Poster11x17Matte
$18Claim item
Civic
Complaint
Tote
SKU CIS-BG-003

Civic Complaint Tote

Canvas bag sized for ferry snacks, small records, bylaw paperwork, and one emotionally important receipt.

BagNatural canvasStamped
$24Claim item
Lil' Cabbage public counter merch photo
SKU CIS-HW-005

Public Access Cap

Unstructured cap for dock arguments, open mic errands, and appearing in grainy local footage.

HatWashed blackAdjustable
$28Claim item
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Counter Policy

Merch is intentionally simple for now: no tracking scripts, no heavyweight shop app, and no fake physical address.

How to Claim

Use any “Claim item” link to send an email with the product name. The shop can confirm size, color, stock, shipping, and payment before anything is collected.

Domain Routing

crumbyislandsurplus.lol can point here as a domain alias or redirect while the canonical page remains on knightmusicx.com/merch.html.